Monday, October 14, 2013

Funny jokes-Current weather

Top ten ways to describe the current weather
10.Partly apocalyptic

9.Mostly sweaty

8.Fetid with a chance of putrid

7.Toupee-glue melting

6.Sauna-rific

5.Sunstroke-tastic

4.Soupy (but not chilled soups, like Vichyossie or Gazapcho)

3.Global basting

2.Mamma Mia, that's a spicy forecast!

1.So shvitzy I could plotz

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