Thursday, October 10, 2013

Dark jokes-Cut it off

Three drunks are in a bar. First one says, "I'm the bravest in here."

His friends say, "Prove it."

He puts his hand on the bar and tells the bartender cut it off.

Whack! Off comes the hand.

The second man walks to bar. Yells out cut off my arm. Whack! Off comes the arm.

The third man walks to bar, stands on a stool, pulls out his penis. The

bartender asks, "Do you want me to cut it off?"

"NO!" yells the man. "Just rub it it'll come off itself."

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