Monday, September 23, 2013

The hidden money

This lady goes to the gynecologist but won't tell the receptionist what's wrong with her, just that she must see a doctor. After hours of waiting the doctor sees her in.

"Okay lady, what is your problem" the doctor asks.

"Well", she says, "my husband is a compulsive gambler and every nickel he can get his hands on he gambles. So I had five hundred dollars and I stuffed it in my vag*na but now I can't get it out."

The doctor says, "Don't be nervous. I see this happen all the time."

He then asks her to pull down her underwear, sits her down with her legs wide, open puts his gloves on and says: "I only have one question. What am I looking for? Bills or loose change?"

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