Friday, September 27, 2013

Rude jokes-Little Johnny's learnings

Little Johnny is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother, she said, "Why don't you go across the street and watch the builders work, maybe you will learn something."

Little Johnny was gone about two hours. When he came home, his mother asked him what he had learned. Johnny replied - "Well first you put the goddamn door up. Then the son of a gun doesn't fit so you have to take the c*ck sucker down. Then you have to shave a c*nt hair off each side and put the bugger back up."

Little Johnny's mother said, "Wait until your father gets home."

When Little Johnny's father got home, Martin's mum told him to ask Martin what he had learnt today. When Johnny told him the whole story, dad said, "Johnny, go outside and get me a switch."

Johnny replied, "Screw you, Dad. That's the electrician's job."

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