Sunday, September 1, 2013

Rita's legs

A man had just opened a restaurant but he couldn't think of a name. So he decided to name it after the third person that walks in. The third person walks in and the guy asked for her name. She said "Rita"

"Well Rita, you have nice legs."

So the guy named the restaurant "Rita's Legs." A week later a drunk was laying on the sidewalk outside the restaurant when a police officer asked him what he was doing.

He replied: "I'm waiting for Rita's Legs to open so I can get a bite to eat."

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