Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Nasty jokes-Things not to say during childbirth

Things Not To Say During Childbirth

- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.

- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?

- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.

- If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.

- That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?

- When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.

- You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.

- This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy.

- Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?

- Stop your swearing and just breathe.

- Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You're not using the right words.

- Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there.

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