Sunday, September 15, 2013

Feminization

Four women were chatting in the locker room, when one of them mentioned the fact that while there were numerous terms for male masturb*tion like jerk*ng off, spanking the monkey, slappin' the salami and so on; there weren't any common terms for female masturb*tion.

"I've always called it 'jilling off,'" said one of the women.

"But that's just a feminization of 'jacking off,'" said the first.

"You're right," said another. "We don't seem to have any slang terms of our own for it."

The fourth woman snorted. "After fourteen years of marriage, there's only one thing I call it."

"What's that?" asked the other three.

"Finishing the job right," she responded.

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