Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Adult jokes-Sergeant Friday

My name is Sergeant Friday. I work on Tuesday. Tuesday is my partner.
One night we went to a party. On our way there, we had a flat tire.
I jacked, she pumped; I jacked, she pumped;
Then she got out of the car to fix the tire. When we got to the party, we all felt merry. Merry got mad and left.
We all jumped for Joy. Joy got mad and left too. Then a lady jumped out of the party cake. We all had a piece.
Then we had some cake. I dropped my keys under the couch. I felt, she felt; I felt, she felt;
Then I looked under the couch for the keys. Then I took her home and we sat on the porch. Someone threw a rock and hit her on the tit. Broke three of my fingers. I was gonna kiss her goodnight but she closed her legs and broke my glasses.
Then her dad came out and told me to beat it. So I did; Then I left.

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