Friday, August 9, 2013

Yo mama's so bald

Yo mama's so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.

Yo mama's so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.

Yo mama's so bald headed, when she showers she gets brainwashed.

Yo mama's so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a busted condom.

Yo mama's so bald, you could draw a line down the middle of her head and it would look like my arse.

Yo mama's so bald, I can read her mind.

Yo mama's so bald, I thought she was Mr. Clean.

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