Friday, August 2, 2013

Rude jokes-A resignation letter

Dear Sir,

This will confirm my damn resignation with your screwed up company. I have accepted a lucrative position with a company where being a b*tch is not a job prerequisite for managerial skills.

I am looking forward to my new position and the challenges that await me, unlike when I worked with you arseholes.

My last day of work will be when you realize I came in late last night and cleaned out my desk, including all the supplies requested and received last week.

Hopefully, your dumb arse can figure out all the sh*t I've left undone for the new team, as well as the ongoing projects I never completed.

Once the company figures out that you don't know a damn thing, they will not only fire my replacement, but your arse as well.

Please feel free not to say a damn thing to me should you see me on the street, unless you want your arse kicked.

My experience with this rotten company has been very unrewarding. I was only rewarded by your secretary. She is a good lay. She screwed me on your desk when you were away. She told me that you screwed her every time she appealed for salary increment. She enjoyed sex with me but not with a corpse like you. In short, you are not only a piece of arse but a bad piece of arse. Anyway, I appreciate having had the opportunity to use you as a stepping stone to a better future.

Yours sincerely

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