Saturday, August 17, 2013

Little Johnny jokes-Quick thinking

Little Johnny lived on a farm and watched the calves feeding from their mothers each morning with great interest. He was only able to see his girlfriend once every month, so one day he got a good idea.

Early one morning he took off to the barn, slipped his manhood out, and put it in front of one of the calves. The calf thought it was its mother, and took to sucking right away. As he was enjoying himself he noticed some hay fall down from the loft. Glancing up he saw his father looking down at him with a fierce look on his face.

Thinking very quickly, Little Johnny looked at his father and screamed, "Are you gonna help me or are you just gonna stand there and let him eat me alive!?"

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