Thursday, August 15, 2013

How do you kill an elephant?

How do you kill a red elephant?
With the special gun for red elephants.

How do you kill a blue elephant?
You slap it until it turns red and then shoot it with the special gun for red elephants.

And how do you kill a yellow elephant?
Strangle it until he turns blue, then slap it until it turns red and then kill it with the special gun for red elephants.

How do you kill a black one?
You fool, the black elephant does not exist!

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