Thursday, August 8, 2013

Helping friend

A guy gets married but is a virgin and needs help with technique. He gets a friend to tag along and rent a room that connects via the bathroom. He figures he can pretend that nature called and go get advice at any time. As soon as he and his wife get started, he becomes confused and rushes to the bathroom. While he's in there, his new bride discovers that she needs to take a dump badly. She finds a shoebox and squats down and takes care of business.

As she finishes, he starts to come out so she turns out the lights and jumps into bed. As he walks across the room, he steps in it and screams, "Oh man, this box is full of crap!"

His buddy yells out from the bathroom, "Turn 'er over Fred, turn 'er over".

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