Friday, August 23, 2013

Adult jokes-The ship

A young man was shipwrecked on a remote island. There was nothing for him to do except play with himself. After many years even that stopped. He was always preparing for the day when he would be saved.

One morning he saw a ship turn into the cove and he quickly ran to the woodpile and started a fire. He then threw wet seaweed on top and the smoke was bellowing high in the air. All of a sudden the ship starts to come his way. He gets all excited and thinks I am finally going to be saved. The first thing I want is to take a hot shower, then they are going to give me some clothes and I am going to go upstairs and have a nice dinner. I will find a nice lady to dance with then I will take to her cabin and we can kiss and I can fondle her body. She will start to take off her clothes and she will be wearing red satin panties, and I will rub them.

With this, he starts to get an erection; he slips his hand into his shorts, grabs his pecker and yells,
"Ha, Ha, Ha - I LIED ABOUT THE SHIP."

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