Monday, August 12, 2013

Adult jokes-Best in the house

Three young men went to a house of ill-repute and asked the madam for the best treatment the house had to offer. She told them, "We have three high class deals. One for $100, one for $200, and one for $300."

The first guy couldn't wait to see what he would get for his $100, so he plunked the money down and went off to a room. His friends overheard his squeals of ecstasy. He came out later with a big smile on his face and explained to his two friends that for $100 he got the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. She had put two pineapple rings around his penis and eaten them off, slowly.

The second guy hastily forked over $200 and walked rapidly into a room. He likewise made groans and moans of pleasure loud enough for his pals to hear. When he came out he explained that he, too, had had the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. She had also put two pineapple rings around his penis, but in his case added a mountain of whipped cream before she ate them off, slowly.

By this time the third guy was beside himself. He dropped his wallet in his haste to get out his $300, and literally sprinted into a room for his turn. As before, the two outside heard sounds of pleasure but this halted suddenly with a blood-curdling scream. The guy came out of the room doubled over and bleeding. "What went on?" asked on of his friends.

"Well, she was the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. She started out by putting two pineapple rings on my penis, then whipped cream, nuts, chocolate syrup and a cherry. I was so excited and it looked so good, I ate it myself!"

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