Sunday, July 21, 2013

Using a toilet

In the Australian city of Queensland, a posh English guy is traveling in the middle of summer by bicycle and is caught in a huge tropical storm. He sees a sign which says there is a pub 18 miles up the road. So he rides his bike to the pub and when he finally gets there his appearance resembles that of a drowned rat.

Anyway, the locals hardly even look up from their beers as he walks on, dripping wet, and heads up to the bar and orders a scotch on ice. The barman gives him the worst scotch he has ever tasted but the Englishman drinks it down and asks the barman where the toilet is. The barman tells him it is outside.

So the Englishman trudges outside into the rain and all he can see in the rain is two big piles of poo, one much bigger than the other. So he walks over to the smaller pile, relieved that someone had the sense to start a new pile since the larger one was clearly unmanageable.

He has his pants around his ankles and is in the process of relieving himself when a gunshot rings out and a bullet smacks into the heap just beside his head.

Well the poor Englishman turns around, in a somewhat vulnerable position, and sees this huge Aussie guy standing at the door of the pub with his still smoking gun in his hand.

"What..What is going on?" Stammers the poor Englishman.

The huge Aussie responds "Get the hell out of the Ladies, you dirty b*stard."

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