Friday, July 19, 2013

Rules about Sex

Newlyweds are into their 2nd week of marriage when the wife says to the husband...

I want to set the rules down about sex....
- When my hair is nice and perfect ...I definitely don't want to have sex!
- If my hair is a little messed up and not that perfect..maybe I do..maybe I don't want to have sex.
- But when my hair is messed up...I definitely want to have sex....

Husband says.....o.k. but I have my rules about sex also....

Every night when I come home from work I will have one can of beer.....
- When I have one can of beer I definitely don't want to have sex....
- When I have a couple of beers, maybe I do...maybe I don't want to have sex....
- When I have a six pack of beer......I don't give a f*ck about your hair......

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