Sunday, July 14, 2013

Pregnancy questions answered-Before the Pregnancy

Questions Before The Pregnancy and their appropriate answers

Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather then briefs?
** Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.

Are birth control pills deductible?
** Only if they don't work.

What is a chastity belt?
** A labor-saving device.

Should I have a baby after 35?
** No, 35 children are enough.

Can a mother get pregnant while nursing?
** Yes, but it's much easier if she removes the baby from her breast and puts him to sleep first.

My husband and I are very attractive. I'm sure our baby will be beautiful enough for commercials. Whom should I contact about this?
** Your therapist.

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