Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Nasty jokes-The wrong church

You know you are in the wrong Church when:

1. The church bus has gun racks.

2. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.

3. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version."

4. There's an ATM in the lobby.

5. Choir wears leather robes.

6. Worship services are B.Y.O.S. -- "Bring Your Own Snake."

7. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.

8. Karaoke Worship Time.

9. Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"

10. The only song the organist knows is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."

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