Saturday, July 6, 2013

Nasty jokes-Things not to say on a date

There are a number of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things you must NOT say on a date...

# "Nice outfit. Is that a wonder-bra?"

# "No wine for me tonight. My urologist says it's not good to mix alcohol and penicillin."

# "I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it."

# "I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look."

# "It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am."

# "Dropping my pants just scared them. But when my underwear hit the ground... Man! I never knew Jehovah's Witnesses could run that fast."

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