Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Diverting subject

A man was sitting next to a woman in a mini bus that was traveling on a long and lonely highway for hours. It was beginning to rain; so all the windows were closed. The man needed to fart, but was scared that the woman would smell.

Very gingerly he lifted his tail and farted silently, he smelt it and wanted to form a conversation with the woman just in case she smelt it. He looked out the window and said to her "You see that black cloud in the sky? That has rain behind it."

She then said, "You smell that fart? That has sh*t behind it."

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