Saturday, July 6, 2013

Dark jokes-Worst news

A couple are in the maternity ward of the hospital, waiting to see their first born child. The doctor comes in and says, "I have some bad news for you. Your child has been born with severe deformities."

The mother looks at the doctor and says, "Does he have legs?" "Well," replied the doc,"It's worse than that."

The mother asks, "Does he have arms?" "Well," replied the doctor, "It's worse than that. I think you had better come and see for yourself."

The doctor takes the couple to the intensive care ward, and there, lying all by itself on a bed, is a massive eye.

"Here is your child," the doc says, "I told you it was severe. All there is of him is an eye."

The father replies, "Well we will love him anyway!"

"That's not the worse news." The doc said, "It's blind!"

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