Thursday, July 18, 2013

Adult jokes-Temperature

Though it had never happened before, Dr. Jones was so smitten with his lovely if naive young patient, Mrs. Smith, that he just knew he had to have her. Telling her that he needed to take her temperature, he took his dick in hand and slipped it inside her. Just then, Mr. Smith walked in.

"Hey!" he yelled. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

Dr. Jones muttered, "Taking your sick wife's temperature, of course."

Mr. Smith grabbed a scalpel from the cabinet. "Okay, Jones," he said. "But when you pull that thing out, there damn well better be numbers on it!"

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