Sunday, July 28, 2013

A matter of Smell

Henry went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous woman sitting by herself at the bar, so he asked her to dance.

She agreed and they took to the dance floor for a slow one. While they were cheek to cheek, Henry said, "You really smell terrific. What's that you have on?"

The flattered girl told him it was Christian Dior's Pure Poison.

Then wanting to return the compliment, she said,
"You smell good, too. What is it that you have on?"

Honest Harry replied: "Well, I've got a hard on, but I didn't think you could smell it."

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