Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Rude jokes-Answers to stupid questions

Nine answers that Men would love to give to stupid questions women ask, but never will

1. No we can't be friends, you are wanted only for Sex.

2. It's not the dress that makes you look fat, its all that f*cking ice cream and chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.

3. There's no chance I'll call you.

4. Sorry, I can't be gentle.

5. Damn right, you have to swallow.

6. Well yes, actually, I do this all the time.

7. I don't like friends.

8. I intend to use you, and do not intend to speak to you after tonight.

9. I' would rather watch a p*rno.

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