Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Adult jokes-The perfect wife

The perfect wife should be beautiful,
but not so pretty that people think you married her only for her good-looks.

The perfect wife should be rich,
but not so rich that people think you married her only for her wealth.

The perfect wife should be tender,
but not so tender that she can't suck a tennis ball through a forty-foot garden hose.

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