Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Adult jokes-Deceased

An old man, Mr. Jones, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Judy asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Judy ,' said Mr. Jones..'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Jones. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Jones was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pyjamas.

He met Nurse Judy. 'Mr. Jones,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pyjamas.'

'But, Nurse Judy I can't,' replied Mr. Jones. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Judy, 'you did tell me that,but why is it hanging out of your pyjamas?'

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

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