Thursday, May 23, 2013

Nasty jokes-When cops catch you

A cop was walking his beat through a back alley when he caught a young boy having a wank in the long grass.

"What do you think you're doing?" the cop said.

"What does it look like? I'm having a wank," the kid replied.

"You'd best be careful, boy." the cop warned. "When we catch a young fella doing that, we cut his dick off, stretch and dry it, put a leather thong through one end to make a police baton out of it."

"And I bet I know what you do when you catch a girl doing it."said the young boy.

"And what's that?" asked the cop.

"I bet you cut out her c*nt, dry and stretch it, then put it in a blue uniform!"

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