Thursday, May 2, 2013

Dark jokes-Suicide is better

The Top Ten Reasons Why Suicide Is Better Than Sex!

10) You can still commit suicide when you're drunk.
09) You don't have to worry about 'safe' suicide.
08) Nobody wakes you up to ask for more.
07) There is no limit to the number of techniques.
06) Nobody ever asks for a long term suicide commitment.
05) Who cares if you get a disease?
04) Doing it by yourself is just as good.
03) It's easier than finding a date on a Saturday night.
02) Nobody ever complains about 'bad' suicide.
01) You don't have to clean up the mess.

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