Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Adult jokes-Village doctor's advice

A farmer caught a traveling salesman screwing his daughter. In a fit of rage, he got his gun and shot the salesman between the legs.

The salesman, ran with his injured groin and found the village doctor. The doctor took a good look at the man's wounded tool and declared that it was beyond treatment.

The salesman begged the doctor to do something and also offered a huge sum of money if the doctor obliged.

The doctor replied,"I am sorry, there is nothing I can do. But there is a man down the road who might be able to help."

"Really? Is he some kind of specialist?" asked the salesman.

"Nope," said the village doctor, "He's a piccolo player. He'll teach you how to hold it without p*ssing in your face."

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