Sunday, May 5, 2013

Adult jokes-Not active

A young female came to the ER with lower abdominal pain. During the exam and questioning, the female denied being sexually active.

The doctor gave her a pregnancy test anyway and it came back positive. The doctor went back to the young female's room.

Doctor: "The results of your pregnancy test came back positive. Are you sure you're not sexually active?"

Patient: "Sexually active? No, sir, I just lay there."

Doctor: "I see. Well, do you know who the father is?"

Patient: "No. Who?"

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