Sunday, May 26, 2013

Adult jokes-Interesting contest

A guy walks into a bar and, and notices that behind the bartender there is a big gigantic jar full of 20-dollar bills. So he is curious.

Guy: Hey bartender what’s all the money for?

Bartender: Well mister, we have a little contest going on.

Guy: Oh yeah, what is it?

Bartender: Well, for 20 dollars, you have to go down to the end of the bar and knock that big fellow there out in one punch.

The guy takes a look down at the end of the bar and sees a big, muscular looking guy.

Guy: Well, I think I could take him.

Bartender: Hold on there partner, there's more. You see that door over there behind you?

Guy: Yeah I see it.

Bartender: Well I got a pit-bull in there with a rotten tooth and you got to yank it out.

Guy: You know what I'm not of afraid of any dog I could do that.

Bartender: Wait a second there partner; there is one more task.

Guy: Then hurry up and tell me!

Bartender: Why do you see that door to the right of the pit-bull?

Guy: Yeah

Bartender: Why I got my 70-year-old grandma in there and you got to make love to her.

Guy: I’m OUTTA THIS BET!

But after a couple of hours of drinking at the bar, the guy gets really drunk. He goes over to the bartender and slaps 20 bucks on the table goes to the end of the bar and WHAM, knocks the big guy out in one punch. Then the guy slowly walks to the door with the pit-bull...he opens the door and steps in...all of a sudden its quite and all the bartender can hear is the growling and barking of an angry dog. The bartender listens closer and can hear things falling and breaking inside the room. Then after awhile the bartender hears the dog whimpering in fear and pain. Then the door opens...

The guy slowly crawls out of the room...his clothes are torn and his leg and arms are all bloody...the guy slowly gets up and looks at the bartender:

Guy: Now where's the old b*tch with the rotten tooth.

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