Friday, May 24, 2013

Adult jokes-How to get a woman mad

How to P*ss Off A Woman

  • Tie her to the bed, describe all the erotic things you plan to do. Then go bowling.
  • Ask her how she prepared a meal. If she wants to know why you want to know, say "So I don't make the same mistakes."
  • Tell her YOU have a headache, but you're willing to suffer with it through sex just to please her.
  • Imitate her having an org*sm while dining out.
  • Fake your own org*sm while dining out.
  • Tell her you've applied for the position of bl*wjob inspector at the nearest wh*rehouse.
  • After sex tell her the doctor assured you it isn't contagious. Then faint.

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