Thursday, April 18, 2013

Dark jokes-Lost legs

A man who went into hospital to have an ingrown toenail removed from his left foot woke up a few hours after the operation and discovered that the surgeon had amputated his right leg. Apologizing profusely, they sent him back down to the operating theater to treat the toenail, but sadly this went wrong. Infection set in and a few days later he had to have his other leg removed.

'I'm going to sue this hospital for every penny you've got!' he told the surgeon- 'I'm going to make sure that you're ruined!'

'Not a chance' said the surgeon. 'You haven't got a leg to stand on.'

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