Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Dark jokes-After shift

One man enters in a hospital and says to the doctor: Help me, please. I have a knife in my back.

The doctor, looking his watch says:Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8.

Patient: But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now.

The doctor, angrily says: I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow.

Patient: But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back.

The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye and says: Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.

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