Monday, April 29, 2013

Adult jokes-Sign language

A deaf mute walks into chemists to buy some condoms. He has difficulty communicating with pharmacist and cannot see condoms on the shelf.

Frustrated, he finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter and puts down a five pound note next to it.

The pharmacist looks at it, smacks down another five pound note, unzips his pants, lays his penis across from the deaf mute's member, then picks up both notes and stuffs them in his pocket.

Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the chemist wildly in sign language.

"Look," the chemist says, "if you can't afford to lose, you shouldn't bet."

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