Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Adult jokes-I hear someone coming

Doc Rourke rented an apartment in New York, and went to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox. While he was there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.

Doc smiled at the young girl and she struck up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open. It was quite obvious that she had nothing on under the robe. Poor Doc broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go in my apartment, I hear someone coming..."

They proceeded into the apartment, and after she closed the door, she leaned against it allowing her robe to fall completely open. She purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"

The flustered, embarrassed Doc stammered, cleared his throat several times, and finally squeaked out, "Oh, it's got to be your ears!"

She was astounded! "Why my ears? Look at these boobs! They are full, don't sag, and they're all mine! My butt - it's firm doesn't sag, and has no cellulite! Look at this skin, no blemishes, or scars! Why in heaven's name would you say my ears are the best part of my body?"

Clearing his throat once again, Doc stammered - "Outside when you said you heard someone coming - THAT WAS ME!"

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