Sunday, March 17, 2013

Sick humor-In for a good time

After eating an enormous plate of Beans and downing 3 coffees the fat man left the restaurant. On his way home he farted all the way. He eventually sh*ts himself halfway on his journey home.

He decides to hitch-hike and immediately someone pulls over and gives him a ride. The driver was a talkative chap and was questioning the fat guy what a guy does for a good time in this small town. The Fat guy couldn't get a word in, as the driver was going on and on. After a while the driver couldn't take the smell and eventually pulls over and starts throwing up on the side of the road.

The driver kept yelling back, "Jesus, I don't want to know what you do for a good time if you smell like that".

Concerned, the fat man gets out of the car to try to help the driver, only to make him more sick with his progressive smell. The driver yells, "get away from me you fat stinkin' idiot. You smell like sh*t!!"

Insulted at this point the fat man whips out his c*ck and p*sses all over the driver who is on all fours still yakking away. The driver yells at the fat man and says, "what the hell did ya do that for?", to which the fat man replied, "Urine for a good time."

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