Sunday, March 10, 2013

Rude jokes-Crabby's nasty advice

Dear Crabby,

I'm looking for a romantic place to take my new girlfriend on a date. I'm looking for something that is not too expensive, yet both fun and romantic. Any suggestions?

A Romantic guy.

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Dear Romantic guy,

Can your cheap a*s afford a bottle of booze? You can take the bottle with you while you take her to her bedroom. That covers being cheap, fun and how much more romantic can you get than sex?

When you're done with her you can come over to my place...just make sure it's good booze.

Crabby.

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