Sunday, March 10, 2013

Dark jokes-Push them away

A distraught man goes to see a psychologist.

“How may I help you?’ the doctor asks.

“Doc, every night, I have the same dream. I’m lying in bed and a dozen women walk in and try to rip my clothes off and have wild sex with me.”

“And then what do you do?” the shrink asks.

“I push them away,” the man says.

“Then what do you want me to do?” the shrink asks.

“Break my arms!”

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