Friday, March 15, 2013

Dark jokes-During the war

Two GI's in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three days when one needs answer nature's call.

"I can't go in here" he says" It's really going to stink"

"There's another trench over there" says the other. "I'll cover you with the M60.... just give me a shout and and I'll cover you so you can get back"

"OK", so the GI runs across while the other fires off the machine gun.

He's waiting 10 minutes......15.......20....he shouts out "Are you Ok?".....nothing.

Over an hour later he hears his mate shouting. "Cover me I'm coming back"

When he jumps back in, his mate says "Where the hell have you been? you've been gone for over an hour"

"Yeah, I know. There's a girl in there, I played with her t*ts, fondled her arse, turned her round and screwed her from behind!"

"It was great!"

"You lucky B*stard" said the other "did you get a bl*w job?"

"Nah" said the other, disappointingly "she didn't have a head"

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