Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Dark jokes-Swallowed a blade

Over at Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center late yesterday was a lady who'd swallowed a super Gillette razor blade.

As she sat awaiting her ride she said her doctor had discovered that not only had she given herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy and a hysterectomy, but also had castrated her husband, circumcised her lover, taken two fingers off a casual acquaintance, given her vicar a hair lip and still there were 5 shaves left!

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