Monday, January 21, 2013

Nasty jokes-What you get

What women want in bed: A passionate lover who takes the time to kiss and gently caress, slowly building up to a wonderful joyous experience together.

What they get: "Wham-Bam-Thank- You Ma'am!", Belch, Fart, Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz......

What men expect out of a marriage: 3 loving children who honor their parents.

What they get: 3 hellions who are a combination of their parents every fault and make their life a living hell.

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